According to The Guardian Newspaper the world has a lot to thank Holland for, they say they invented or found the following: Self-milking cows, the microscope, New York, photosynthesis, spermatozoa,
But surprisenly they mention nothing about our new Dutch hitman Dirk Kuyt, that is a mistake because he could be their best export since they started to convince people that wooden clogs were comfortable on the feet.........does anyone actually wear them or are they all hung as souvenirs.
Believe me this guy is going to be a star, we all know about his great goal scoring record, if seen on a diagram against the other top strikers it really shows how good he actually is and playing with a top team like Liverpool Fc it should increase his chances.
People might say that his goals were scored in a weaker league and that the premiership is a very different proposition and the toughest league in the world. All true but Kuyt is no softie and i think he would happily knock John Terry`s teeth through his urinary track and out the other side.
The futures bright the futures orange!
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